I'm a huge fan of HGTV's Design Star. If you even remotely like interior design, and/or watching people crash and burn, this is your show. Anywho, I digress. I came to the realization the other day that one of the contestants, Mark, could be Rob McElhenney's doppleganger. Sure, aside from the dark hair and beard/goatee combo, they don't look that much alike. But it makes me giggle every episode nonetheless. And ladies and gentlemen, this is what I do at work.
After our team meeting on Friday at work, a spontaneous "1,2,3, break" broke out. I felt it was only necessary then to jump in the air like a cheesy old sitcom would have. Ashley said she wanted to slide down a railing a la Saved By The Bell. The theme song was sung after that (with help from lyrics Ashley provided me; what child of the 90's doesn't know the full song??) It not only got stuck in our heads, but my supervisor's head as well. Perhaps as a way to retaliate, she sent us these pictures. Simply amazing.
Example: Seriously brah, whenever I’m feeling down I call my friend to cheer me up. Smootiest girl ever!
Smoot sandwich: (n) Awful, irrevocable hangover. Often accompanied by dry heaves, hot flashes and an unquenchable desire to die.
Example: Man, last night I went out with some smooty friends last night. Best time ever, but I’m really eatin’ the smoot sandwich today!

